Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th February 2009

Dilbert//7259, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 28th February 2009

Tags

worker deception lying

Official transcript

The boss says, "Dilbert, meet our new director of marketecture."

The boss says, "He's in charge of preventing customers from realizing what they're buying."

the boss says, "It's legal because we're only violating the intent of the law."

man says, "I can do a thousand push-ups when no one is looking."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, MEET OUR NEW DIRECTOR OF MARKETECTURE.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF PREVENTING CUSTOMERS FROM REALIZING WHAT THEY'RE BUYING.

IT'S LEGAL BECAUSE WE'RE ONLY VIOLATING THE INTENT OF THE LAW.

I CAN DO A THOUSAND PUSHUPS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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