Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st March 2009

Dilbert//7260, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 1st March 2009

Tags

meeting hiring renaming confusion anger business

Official transcript

The boss says, "We're changing the name of our staffing group to 'Talent acquisition.'"

the boss says, "This reflects our new focus on hiring only highly talented people."

Dilbert says, "Doesn't that imply that your current employees are inferior to the ones you plan to hire?"

The boss says , "Sort of."

Dilbert says, "And since you routinely fire the worst performing employees..."

Dilbert says, "you have just sealer our doom while expecting us to remain loyal to the company."

Wally says, "now all I can thin k about are ways to vandalize the servers before I become homeless."

The boss says, "I over-communicated again."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE CHANGING THE NAME OF OUR STAFFING GROUP TO "TALENT ACQUISITION." THIS REFLECTS OUR NEW FOCUS ON HIRING ONLY HIGHLY TALENTED PEOPLE.

DOESN'T THAT IMPLY THAT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYEES ARE INFERIOR TO THE ONES YOU PLAN TO SORT AND SINCE YOU ROUTINELY FIRE THE WORST PERFORMING EMPLOYEES...

YOU HAVE JUST SEALED OUR DOOM WHILE EXPECTING US TO REMAIN LOYAL TO THE COMPANY, NOW ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ARE WAYS TO VANDALIZE THE SERVERS BEFORE I BECOME HOMELESS.

I OVER- COMMUNICATED AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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