Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd March 2009

Dilbert//7262, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 3rd March 2009

Tags

meeting colors useless hatred complaining business

Official transcript

The boss says, "At the value stream stand up meeting, all status reports must be in the form of red, yellow, or green."

Mauve Ecru Cerulean Puce the boss says, "Sometimes the only point of a meeting is to remind me how much I hate them."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AT THE VALUE STREAM STAND UP MEETING, ALL STATUS REPORTS MUST BE IN THE FORM OF RED, YELLOW, OR GREEN MAUVE ECRU PUCE CERULEAN SOMETIMES THE ONLY POINT OF A MEETING IS TO REMIND ME HOW MUCH I HATE THEM

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