Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th March 2009

Dilbert//7263, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 4th March 2009

Tags

conversation lying deception

Official transcript

The boss says, "I'll be right back after I inoculate our CEO."

The boss says, "If you ever decide to reduce our layers of management, Carl is worthless and he thinks your kids look like the director of sales."

The boss thinks, "That should buy me a few months."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER I INOCULATE OUR CEO.

IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO REDUCE OUR LAYERS OF MANAGEMENT, CARL IS WORTHLESS AND HE THINKS YOUR KIDS LOOK LIKE THE DIRECTOR OF SALES.

THAT SHOULD BUY ME A FEW MONTHS

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