Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th March 2009

Dilbert//7265, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 6th March 2009

Tags

meeting conversation cruelty ridicule business

Official transcript

The boss says, "I gave the same assignment to all the employees who look like you."

The boss says, "A blind squirrel is more likely to find a nut if there are a lot of blind squirrels."

the boss says, "That sounded cruel allow me to rephrase it."

the boss says, "I meant vision-impaired squirrels."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GAVE THE SAME ASSIGNMENT TO ALL THE EMPLOYEES WHO LOOK LIKE YOU.

A BLIND SQUIRREL IS MORE LIKELY TO FIND A NUT IF THERE ARE A LOT OF BLIND SQUIRRELS.

THAT SOUNDED CRUEL.

ALLOW ME TO REPHRASE IT.

I MEANT VISION- IMPAIRED SQUIRRELS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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