Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th March 2009

Dilbert//7266, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 7th March 2009

Tags

presentation chart appeased astonished stupidity

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I didn't have anything useful to say so I made this pie chart."

the boss says, "Oooh!"

Woman says, "Oooh!"

CEO says, "It must be true because it's pie."

Dilbert thinks, "That worked too well."

people say, "I pledge my life and fortune to the pie!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO SAY SO I MADE THIS PIE CHART.

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IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE IT'S PIE.

THAT WORKED TOO WELL.

I PLEDGE MY LIFE AND MY FOR TUNE TO THE PIE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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