Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th March 2009

Dilbert//7267, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 8th March 2009

Tags

outsourcing economy scam budget

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "the Dogbert outsourcing company has a solution for every budget."

Dogbert says, "At the deluxe level you get highly educated Indian who speak perfect English."

The boss says, "Sounds pricey."

The boss says, "Let me see?at my budget level we can get..."

The boss says, "...One illiterate Elbonian with poor attendance and an anger management problem."

the boss says, "Stupid economy."

the boss says, "I'll take him."

Dogbert says, "I should warn you that he handles several accounts... and he doesn't know he has a job."

Elbonian says, "Why does everyone keep calling me and complaining?! I hate your guts!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE DOGBERT OUTSOURCING COMPANY HAS A SOLUTION FOR EVERY BUDGET.

AT THE DELUXE LEVEL YOU GET HIGHLY EDUCATED INDIANS WHO SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH.

SOUNDS PRICEY.

LET ME SEE.

AT MY BUDGET LEVEL WE CAN GET..

.. ONE ILLITERATE ELBONIAN WITH POOR ATTENDANCE AND AN ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM.

STUPID ECONOMY.

I'LL TAKE HIM.

I SHOULD WARN YOU THAT HE HANDLES SEVERAL ACCOUNTS...

AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HE HAS A JOB.

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME AND COMPLAINING?! I HATE YOUR GUTS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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