Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th March 2009

Dilbert//7271, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 12th March 2009

Tags

asking ignoring rejection annoyed

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Do you have time to talk today?"

The boss says, "Sure. Call me next week."

Dilbert says, "Do you have a minute to hear about my day?"

Dogbert says, "Sure. Call me yesterday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK TODAY?

SURE.

CALL ME NEXT WEEK.

DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO HEAR ABOUT MY DAY?

SURE.

CALL ME YESTERDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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