Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th March 2009

Dilbert//7272, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 13th March 2009

Tags

legal advise economy pay

Official transcript

Asok the intern says, "Pssst! I'm doing black market I.T. support to make up for my recent cut in pay."

Man says, "Isn't this illegal?"

Asok the intern, "Not according to my black market company lawyer."

Alice says, "So it's legal to punch vendors?"

Dogbert says, "Sure, if they deserve it."

Dogbert says, "That's $100, please."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PSSST! I'M DOING BLACK MARKET I.T.

SUPPORT TO MAKE UP FOR MY RECENT CUT IN PAY.

ISNT THIS ILLEGAL?

NOT ACCORDING TO MY BLACK MARKET COMPANY LAWYER.

SO IT'S LEGAL TO PUNCH VENDORS?

SURE, IF THEY DESERVE IT.

THAT'S $100, PLEASE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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