Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th March 2009

Dilbert//7273, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 14th March 2009

Tags

pay economy nervous crazy

Official transcript

Catbert says, "Asok, we need to cut your pay again. But maybe you could get a second job."

Asok the intern says, "Second???"

Asok the intern says, "I am already doing freelance I.T. support?and donating blood?and working as a male escort."

Catbert says, "I don't need the details."

Asok the intern says, "Running guns...Robbing graves...Starting a hedge fund..."`

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, WE NEED TO CUT YOUR PAY AGAIN BUT MAYBE YOU COULD GET A SECOND JOB.

SECOND???

I AM ALREADY DOING FREELANCE I.T. SUPPORT... AND DONATING BLOOD...

AND WORKING AS A MALE ESCORT.

I DON'T NEED THE DETAILS RUNNING GUNS...

ROBBING GRAVES...

STARTING A HEDGE FUND

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