Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th March 2009

Dilbert//7275, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 16th March 2009

Tags

frustrated angry stupidity

Official transcript

The boss says, "Get us some risk management software."

Dilbert says, "What can risk management software tell you that common sense and experience can't?"

The boss says, "Data."

Dilbert says, "Stop failin the turing test!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GET US SOME RISK MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE.

WHAT CAN RISK MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE TELL YOU THAT MY COMMON SENSE AND EXPERIENCE CAN T?

DATA.

STOP FAILING THE TURING TEST!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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