Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th March 2009

Dilbert//7275, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 16th March 2009

Tags

frustrated angry stupidity

Official transcript

The boss says, "Get us some risk management software."

Dilbert says, "What can risk management software tell you that common sense and experience can't?"

The boss says, "Data."

Dilbert says, "Stop failin the turing test!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GET US SOME RISK MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE.

WHAT CAN RISK MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE TELL YOU THAT MY COMMON SENSE AND EXPERIENCE CAN T?

DATA.

STOP FAILING THE TURING TEST!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Risk Management Software"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee in a cubicle. The boss asks the employee about risk management software, to which the employee responds by asking if the boss can tell them that their common sense and experience can't. The boss then asks for data, and the employee responds by saying "stop failing the Turing test!" The comic strip humorously highlights the limitations of relying solely on data in decision-making and the importance of human judgment and experience.

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