Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th March 2009

Dilbert//7276, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 17th March 2009

Tags

meeting lying disgust business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Our risk management software says your idea is too risky."

The boss says, "Try reducing one of the inputs."

Dilbert says, "Which one?"

the boss says, "Honesty"

Dilbert says, "I just threw up in my mouth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR RISK MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE SAYS YOUR IDEA IS TOO RISKY.

TRY REDUCING ONE OF THE INPUTS.

WHICH ONE?

HONESTY.

I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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