Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th March 2009

Dilbert//7276, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 17th March 2009

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meeting lying disgust business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Our risk management software says your idea is too risky."

The boss says, "Try reducing one of the inputs."

Dilbert says, "Which one?"

the boss says, "Honesty"

Dilbert says, "I just threw up in my mouth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR RISK MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE SAYS YOUR IDEA IS TOO RISKY.

TRY REDUCING ONE OF THE INPUTS.

WHICH ONE?

HONESTY.

I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Risk Management"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of the risk management team, where they are discussing their approach to managing risks. The team leader, Dilbert, is frustrated with the lack of progress and suggests reducing the number of inputs to simplify the process. However, his suggestion is met with resistance from the team members, who argue that reducing inputs would not address the underlying issues.

Key Points:

• The risk management team is struggling to make progress due to the complexity of their approach.
• Dilbert suggests reducing the number of inputs to simplify the process.
• The team members resist this suggestion, arguing that it would not address the underlying issues.
• The comic strip highlights the challenges of managing risks in a complex environment.

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