Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st March 2009

Dilbert//7280, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 21st March 2009

Tags

meeting deception lying confusion business

Official transcript

The boss says, "This is Phil, our new vice president of marginally legal activities."

The boss says, "He'll be leading the effort to make our user interfaces so confusing that people have to pay us for training."

Dilbert says, "We already do that unintentionally."

The boss says, "Sure, but we can't always rely on luck."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS PHIL, OUR NEW VICE PRESIDENT OF MARGINALLY LEGAL ACTIVITIES.

HELL BE LEADING THE EFFORT TO MAKE OUR USER INTERFACES SO CONFUSING THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO PAY US FOR TRAINING.

WE ALREADY DO THAT UNINTENTIONALLY.

SURE, BUT WE CAN'T ALWAYS RELY ON LUCK.

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