Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd March 2009

Dilbert//7281, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 22nd March 2009

Tags

budget coffee suggestion anger firing meeting business

Official transcript

the boss says, "I need ideas on how we can cut spending."

Wally says, bring back free coffee."

the boss says, "That's the opposite of cutting spending."

Wally says, "It seems that way if you're short sighted."

Wally says, "When I buy my own coffee, I don't drink as much."

Wally says, "That make me less alert and about half as productive."

Wally says, "If you give me free coffee, you can fire Ted and come out ahead."

Wally says, "I rest my case."

The boss says, "I'm sorry Ted. Wally makes a compelling argument."

zzz

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED IDEAS ON HOW WE CAN CUT SPENDING.

BRING BACK FREE COFFEE.

THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF CUTTING SPENDING.

IT SEEMS THAT WAY IF YOU'RE SHORT - STGHTEN WHEN I BUY MY OWN COFFEE, I DON'T DRINK AS MUCH.

THAT MAKES ME LESS ALERT AND ABOUT HALF AS PRODUCTIVE.

IF YOU GIVE ME FREE COFFEE, YOU CAN FIRE TED AND COME OUT AHEAD.

I REST MY CASE.

HI) I'M SORRY TED. WALLY MAKES A COMPELLING ARGUMENT.

ZZZ

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