Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th March 2009

Dilbert//7284, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 25th March 2009

Tags

bank buyout financial crisis economy ridicule

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Now that you've run your bank into the ground, I plan to buy it for a dollar."

Dogbert says, "In phase two I'll use common business words to insult you for a job poorly done."

Dogbert says, "What do you think of that, you big fiduciary bag?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO NOW THAT YOUVE RUN YOUR BANK INTO THE GROUND, I PLAN TO BUY IT FOR A DOLLAR IN PHASE TWO I'LL USE COMMON BUSINESS WORDS TO INSULT YOU FOR A JOB POORLY DONE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, YOU BIG FIDUCIARY BAG?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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