Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th March 2009

Dilbert//7283, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 24th March 2009

Tags

meeting budget cut backs business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Until the company returns to profitability I will only fly coach."

Dogbert says, "I'll book three coach seats in a row so I can stretch out."

Dogbert says, "One of you will be a Sherpa for my bedding."

Dogbert says, "I'll bring my own air marshal to punch anyone who talks while I'm napping."

Dogbert says, "And a videographer so I can see the playback when I wake up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO UNTIL THE COMPANY RETURNS TO PROFITABILITY I WILL ONLY FLY COACH I'LL BOOK THREE COACH SEATS IN A ROW SO I CAN STRETCH OUT.

ONE OF YOU WILL BE A SHERPA FOR MY BEDDING.

I'LL BRING MY OWN AIR MARSHAL TO PUNCH ANYONE WHO TALKS WHILE I'M NAPPING.

AND A VIDEOGRAPHER SO I CAN SEE THE PLAYBACK WHEN I WAKE UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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