Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th March 2009

Dilbert//7283, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 24th March 2009

Tags

meeting budget cut backs business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Until the company returns to profitability I will only fly coach."

Dogbert says, "I'll book three coach seats in a row so I can stretch out."

Dogbert says, "One of you will be a Sherpa for my bedding."

Dogbert says, "I'll bring my own air marshal to punch anyone who talks while I'm napping."

Dogbert says, "And a videographer so I can see the playback when I wake up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO UNTIL THE COMPANY RETURNS TO PROFITABILITY I WILL ONLY FLY COACH I'LL BOOK THREE COACH SEATS IN A ROW SO I CAN STRETCH OUT.

ONE OF YOU WILL BE A SHERPA FOR MY BEDDING.

I'LL BRING MY OWN AIR MARSHAL TO PUNCH ANYONE WHO TALKS WHILE I'M NAPPING.

AND A VIDEOGRAPHER SO I CAN SEE THE PLAYBACK WHEN I WAKE UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dogbert, the CEO, addressing his employees. He announces his plan to return to profit by flying coach until the company achieves profitability, then revert to flying first class.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's announcement about flying coach until profitability is reached
• His intention to bring an air marshal to meetings to prevent employees from talking while he naps
• The use of a videographer to record his morning wake-up playback
• Dogbert's unique approach to leadership and employee management

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