Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st March 2009

Dilbert//7290, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 31st March 2009

Tags

new employee annoying frustrated cruel

Official transcript

The boss says, "I hired a woman who laughs too much."

Woman says, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"

The boss says, "She'll be in the cubicle next to yours."

Woman says, "Wa-ha ha ha ha!"

Dilbert says, "I no longer worry about life passing too quickly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A WOMAN WHO LAUGHS TOO MUCH.

HA!

SHELL BE IN THE WA-HA CUBICLE NEXT TO HA HA YOURS.

HA!

I NO LONGER WORRY ABOUT LIFE PASSING TOO QUICKLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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