Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st April 2009
Dilbert//7291, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 1st April 2009
Tags
stupidity ignorant cruel clueless angry yelling
Official transcript
The boss says, "I hired a temp to cover your job while you're on vacation."
The boss says, "She's far more qualified than you, and her stated goal is to replace you but don't worry."
Carol says, "How am I supposed to not worry about that?"
The Boss says, "yoga?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I HIRED A TEMP TO COVER YOUR JOB WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION.
SHE'S FAR MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOU, AND HER STATED GOAL IS TO REPLACE YOU.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT?
YOGA?
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AI Analysis
Title: "Job Security Through Yoga"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between an employee and their boss. The employee has been hired to cover their job while they are on vacation, but the boss is concerned that the employee is "far more qualified" than the person they are replacing. The boss's stated goal is to replace the employee, but they don't want to worry about it.
The employee responds by asking how they are supposed to not worry about being replaced, and the boss suggests that they practice yoga. The employee is skeptical, but the boss insists that yoga will help them relax and reduce their stress levels.
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that yoga can solve all problems, including job security concerns. It also highlights the absurdity of the boss's suggestion that the employee should focus on relaxation rather than addressing the underlying issue of being replaced. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of modern work life.
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