Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st April 2009

Dilbert//7291, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 1st April 2009

Tags

stupidity ignorant cruel clueless angry yelling

Official transcript

The boss says, "I hired a temp to cover your job while you're on vacation."

The boss says, "She's far more qualified than you, and her stated goal is to replace you but don't worry."

Carol says, "How am I supposed to not worry about that?"

The Boss says, "yoga?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A TEMP TO COVER YOUR JOB WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION.

SHE'S FAR MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOU, AND HER STATED GOAL IS TO REPLACE YOU.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT?

YOGA?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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