Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th April 2009

Dilbert//7296, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 6th April 2009

Tags

downsizing layoffs firing cheering celebrating happy

Official transcript

The boss says, "I had to lay off many of your coworkers today, but your jobs are safe."

Dilbert says, "Yes!"

Wally says, "Wahoo!"

Alice says, "ha ha ha!"

Asok says, "Ha Ha Ha!"

The boss says, "Cancel the workshop on survivor guilt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAD TO LAY OFF MANY OF YOUR COWORKERS TODAY, BUT YOUR JOBS ARE SAFE.

YES!

!! WAHOO!

CANCEL THE WORKSHOP ON SURVIVOR GUILT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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