Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th April 2009

Dilbert//7298, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 8th April 2009

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Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO The boss says, "The new motivational posers are in."

the boss says, "As you requested, I bought the least expensive ones."

Dogbert says, "Excuse me while I stretch my wagger."

If all else fails?your coworkers are edible

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO THE NEW MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS ARE IN AS YOU REQUESTED, I BOUGHT THE LEAST EXPENSIVE ONES EXCUSE ME WHILE I STRETCH MY WAGGER.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS...

YOUR COWORKERS ARE EDIBLE

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