Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th April 2009

Dilbert//7299, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 9th April 2009

Tags

details work slacker meeting business

Official transcript

Wally says, "My project is unfunded, just the way I like it. Wally says, "I spend my entire say forwarding funny e-mails and lubricating my bowels with coffee."

The boss says, "Allow me to explain something?"

Wally says, "Better make it fast!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS UNFUNDED, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

I SPEND MY ENTIRE DAY FORWARDING FUNNY EMAILS AND LUBRICATING MY BOWELS WITH COFFEE.

ALLOW EXPLAIN SOMETHING...

BETTER MAKE IT FAST!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Unfunded Project"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of office workers gathered around a table, engaged in a discussion about a project that is unfunded. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with one character expressing their enthusiasm for the project despite its lack of funding.

Key Points:

• The project is unfunded, but the character is still excited about it.
• The character spends their entire day forwarding funny e-mails and lubricating their bowels with coffee.
• The other characters are amused by the character's antics and suggest they make it faster.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of working on a project without funding and the creative ways people find to stay motivated.

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