Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th April 2009

Dilbert//7299, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 9th April 2009

Tags

details work slacker meeting business

Official transcript

Wally says, "My project is unfunded, just the way I like it. Wally says, "I spend my entire say forwarding funny e-mails and lubricating my bowels with coffee."

The boss says, "Allow me to explain something?"

Wally says, "Better make it fast!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PROJECT IS UNFUNDED, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

I SPEND MY ENTIRE DAY FORWARDING FUNNY EMAILS AND LUBRICATING MY BOWELS WITH COFFEE.

ALLOW EXPLAIN SOMETHING...

BETTER MAKE IT FAST!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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