Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th April 2009

Dilbert//7303, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 13th April 2009

Tags

economy fear policies evil cruel

Official transcript

Catbert says, "The employees are scared shirtless about losing their jobs."

Catbert says, "This is a good time to cut their benefits and roll out some Draconian corporate policies."

Dilbert says, "'In the event of a bomb threat, the employees are expected to shield the servers with their bodies.'"

Wally says, "I miss my shirt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEES ARE SCARED SHIRTLESS ABOUT LOSING THEIR JOBS.

THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO CUT THEIR BENEFITS AND ROLL OUT SOME DRACONIAN CORPORATE POLICIES.

"IN THE EVENT OF A BOMB THREAT, THE EMPLOYEES ARE EXPECTED TO SHIELD THE SERVERS WITH THEIR BODIES." I MISS MY SHIRT

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