Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th April 2009

Dilbert//7305, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 15th April 2009

Tags

hiring interview strategy

Official transcript

The boss says, "I'm hiring you because you're huge and scary."

The boss says, "Our economic forecast calls for the emergence of warlords in 2010."

The boss says, "Have you ever pillaged?"

Man says, "No, I just go on fake interviews to scope out targets."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M HIRING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HUGE AND SCARY.

OUR ECONOMIC FORECAST CALLS FOR THE EMERGENCE OF WARLORDS IN 2010.

HAVE NO, I JUST GO ON FAKE YOU EVER INTERVIEWS PILLAGED?

TO SCOPE OUT TARGETS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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