Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th April 2009

Dilbert//7306, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 16th April 2009

Tags

future prediction bleak scary

Official transcript

Company Economist Man says, "In 2010 the economy will collapse and the world will plunge into darkness."

Man says, "You will all be eaten by cannibals who will, in turn, die from the diseases that riddle your bodies."

The boss says, "Please never talk again."

Man says, "I get that a lot lately."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY ECONOMIST IN 2010 THE ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE AND THE WORLD WILL PLUNGE INTO DARKNESS.

YOU WILL ALL BE EATEN BY CANNIBALS WHO WILL, IN TURN, DIE FROM THE DISEASES THAT RIDDLE YOUR BODIES.

PLEASE NEVER TALK AGAIN.

I GET THAT A LOT LATELY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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