Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th April 2009

Dilbert//7308, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 18th April 2009

Tags

frustrated angry cruel mean complaining

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "Being evil used to mean something."

Catbert says, "These days I can cut salaries by 10% and people will thank me for not firing them!"

The boss says, "So you want to help me eat employee lunches from the break room fridge?"

Catbert says, "I'd like that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES BEING EVIL USED TO MEAN SOMETHING.

THESE DAYS I CAN CUT SALARIES BY 10% AND PEOPLE WILL THANK ME FOR NOT FIRING THEM!

DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME EAT EMPLOYEE LUNCHES FROM THE BREAK ROOM FRIDGE?

I'D LIKE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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