Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th April 2009

Dilbert//7307, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 17th April 2009

Tags

presentation theory ridiculous avoiding economy

Official transcript

Company Economist Man says, "The economy will either recover ot not."

Man says, "Unless time itself is an illusion, in which case all matter is either stationary or imagined."

Man says, "I'd take questions, but I'm not entirely sure you're real."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY ECONOMIST THE ECONOMY WILL EITHER RECOVER OR NOT.

11 UNLESS TIME ITSELF IS AN ILLUSION, IN WHICH CASE ALL MATTER IS EITHER STATIONARY OR IMAGINED.

I'D TAKE QUESTIONS, BUT I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE YOU'RE REAL.

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