Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd April 2009

Dilbert//7312, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 22nd April 2009

Tags

reading bed power flaunting bragging

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Does my vast wealth make you feel inadequate and sad?"

Dilbert says, "No, not really."

Dogbert says, "How about now?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOES MY VAST WEALTH MAKE YOU FEEL INADEQUATE AND SAD?

REALLY.

HOW ABOUT NOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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