Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd April 2009

Dilbert//7313, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 23rd April 2009

Tags

work project change angry frustrated stupidity

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I made some improvements to your drawings and sent them for fabrication."

Dilbert says, "Gaaa!!!"

The boss says, "But don't worry - I left your name on them so you'll get all of the credit."

Dilbert says, "Waaaa!!!"

The boss says, "You don't handle good news very well."

Dilbert says, "Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MADE SOME IMPROVEMENTS TO YOUR DRAWINGS AND SENT THEM FOR FABRICATION.

GAAA!!!

BUT DON'T WORRY - I LEFT YOUR NAME ON THEM SO YOULL GET ALL OF THE CREDIT.

WAAAA!!!

YOU DON'T HANDLE GOOD NEWS VERY WELL.

SHOOT ME!

SHOOT ME!

SHOOT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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