Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th April 2009

Dilbert//7316, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 26th April 2009

Tags

appointment argument ridiculous security struggling angry

Official transcript

Man says, "Hi, I'm Tom Jackson. I have a meeting with your boss."

Carol says, "He has no one by that name on his calendar."

Carol says, "The only people he's meeting today are Fob Meterfon, Gom Axfon, and Dabe Aggams."

Man says, "Maybe when your boss said he was meeting with 'Tom Jackson' you heard it as 'Gom Axfon.'"

Carol says, "Is that how you want to play this? Really?"

Carol says, "Security, come arrest this man!!"

Man says, "I'm Gom Axfon! I'm Gom Axfon!"

The Boss says, "Where's Tom Jackson?"

Carol says, "Don't you start with me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, IM TOM JACKSON. I HAVE A MEETING WITH YOUR BOSS.

HE HAS NO ONE BY THAT NAME ON HIS CALENDAR.

THE ONLY PEOPLE HE'S MEETING TODAY ARE FOB METERFON, GOM AXFON, AND DABE AAALLA MAYBE WHEN YOUR BOSS SAID HE WAS MEETING WITH "TOM JACKSON" YOU HEARD IT AS "GOM AXFON." IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS? REALLY?

SECURITY, COME ARREST THIS MAN!!!

I'M GOM AXFON!

I'M GOM AXFON!

WHERE'S TOM JACKSON?

DON'T YOU START WITH ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the story of an employee, Jahi, who has a meeting with his boss, Tom Jackson. However, the meeting is disrupted by a series of events that lead to chaos and confusion.

Key Events:

• Jahi arrives at the meeting and is greeted by his boss, Tom Jackson.
• Jahi is confused because he has no one by that name on his calendar.
• The boss reveals that the meeting is with "Tom Jackson," "Gom Axfon," and "Dabe Aggams."
• Jahi is unsure who is who and asks for clarification.
• The boss explains that "Tom Jackson" is the one he is meeting with, but Jahi is still confused.
• Security is called to arrest the man, but it turns out to be a misunderstanding.
• The boss reveals that he was meeting with "Tom Jackson," but Jahi is still unsure who is who.
• The comic strip ends with Jahi asking where Tom Jackson is, and the boss responding, "Don't you start with me."

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