Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th April 2009

Dilbert//7316, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 26th April 2009

Tags

appointment argument ridiculous security struggling angry

Official transcript

Man says, "Hi, I'm Tom Jackson. I have a meeting with your boss."

Carol says, "He has no one by that name on his calendar."

Carol says, "The only people he's meeting today are Fob Meterfon, Gom Axfon, and Dabe Aggams."

Man says, "Maybe when your boss said he was meeting with 'Tom Jackson' you heard it as 'Gom Axfon.'"

Carol says, "Is that how you want to play this? Really?"

Carol says, "Security, come arrest this man!!"

Man says, "I'm Gom Axfon! I'm Gom Axfon!"

The Boss says, "Where's Tom Jackson?"

Carol says, "Don't you start with me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, IM TOM JACKSON. I HAVE A MEETING WITH YOUR BOSS.

HE HAS NO ONE BY THAT NAME ON HIS CALENDAR.

THE ONLY PEOPLE HE'S MEETING TODAY ARE FOB METERFON, GOM AXFON, AND DABE AAALLA MAYBE WHEN YOUR BOSS SAID HE WAS MEETING WITH "TOM JACKSON" YOU HEARD IT AS "GOM AXFON." IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS? REALLY?

SECURITY, COME ARREST THIS MAN!!!

I'M GOM AXFON!

I'M GOM AXFON!

WHERE'S TOM JACKSON?

DON'T YOU START WITH ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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