Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th April 2009

Dilbert//7317, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 27th April 2009

Tags

therapist imagination prank lying down cruel psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I worry that the bolzmann brain hypothesis is true and my reality is entirely imagined."

Dilbert says, "But if I'm imagining my life, why don't I imagine better things happening to me?"

Therapist thinks, "I'll probably regret this practical joke."

Mmmm

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WORRY THAT THE BOLTZMANN BRAIN HYPOTHESIS IS TRUE AND MY REALITY IS ENTIRELY IMAGINED.

BUT IF I'M IMAGINING MY LIFE, WHY DON'T I IMAGINE BETTER THINGS HAPPENING TO ME?

I'LL PROBABLY REGRET THIS PRACTICAL JOKE.

MMMM

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