Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd May 2009

Dilbert//7322, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 2nd May 2009

Tags

reading e-mail money broke budget cuts cleaning toilet

Official transcript

To all staff: We had to let our cleaning crew go for budget reasons. In a separate e-mail, I will explain our new 'Adopt a toilet' program. Dilbert says, "I have to be honest, Timmy. I don't see college in your future."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TO ALL STAFF: WE HAD TO LET OUR CLEANING CREW GO FOR BUDGET REASONS.

IN A SEPARATE EMAIL, I WILL EXPLAIN OUR NEW "ADOPT A TOILET" PROGRAM.

I HAVE TO BE HONEST, TIMMY. I DON'T SEE COLLEGE IN YOUR FUTURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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