Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st May 2009
Dilbert//7321, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 1st May 2009
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meeting game money broke correcting sitting business
Official transcript
Dilbert says, "Welcome to another round of 'If we had money.' I'll go first."
Dilbert says, "If we had money, we could design and test new products."
Asok says, "We could go to training."
Dilbert says, "You forgot to say, 'If we had money'!"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WELCOME TO ANOTHER ROUND OF "IF WE HAD MONEY." I'LL GO FIRST.
IF WE HAD MONEY, WE COULD DESIGN AND TEST NEW PRODUCTS.
WE COULD GO TO TRAINING.
YOU FORGOT TO SAY, "IF WE HAD MONEY"!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "If We Had Money"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2004, features Dilbert and his colleagues in a meeting. The conversation begins with the phrase "If we had money," which sparks a series of humorous exchanges. The first panel sets the tone, with the boss saying, "Welcome to another round of 'If we had money.'" The employees respond with a mix of sarcasm and optimism, with one suggesting they could design and test new products if they had money.
As the conversation unfolds, the boss reveals that they could attend training if they had money, prompting one employee to quip, "You forgot to say 'If we had money'!" The exchange highlights the relatable struggle of limited resources in a corporate setting. The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of employees dreaming up ideas that are impossible to implement due to budget constraints. The humor lies in the employees' creative solutions and the boss's deadpan reactions, making it a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of working within a budget.
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