Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th May 2009

Dilbert//7324, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 4th May 2009

Tags

money happy bragging angry economy value

Official transcript

Carol says, "I live in a rented trailer, and all of my money is in my checking account."

Carol says, "Your investments are worthless and your mortgage is underwater. My net worth is higher than yours now."

Carol says, "I guess promiscuity and a G.E.D. was a pretty good strategy for me after all."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIVE IN A RENTED TRAILER, AND ALL OF MY MONEY IS IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT.

YOUR INVESTMENTS ARE WORTHLESS AND YOUR MORTGAGE IS UNDERWATER. MY NET WORTH IS HIGHER THAN YOURS NOW.

I GUESS PROMISCUITY AND A G.E.D. WAS A PRETTY GOOD STRATEGY FOR ME AFTER ALL.

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