Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th May 2009

Dilbert//7325, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 5th May 2009

Tags

computer sitting asking money present punch violence pain flying technology

Official transcript

Asok says, "I'm collecting money for our pointy-haired boss' birthday."

Punch! The boss says, "How much did we get so far?"

Asok says, "Well, nothing you could send by FedEx."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS' BIRTHDAY.

PUNCH!

HOW MUCH DID WE GET SO FAR?

WELL, NOTHING YOU COULD SEND BY FEDEX.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Birthday Fundraiser"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a coworker's attempt to collect money for their boss's birthday. The employee's enthusiasm and creativity are evident in their approach, which includes a dramatic and humorous method of collecting funds.

Key Elements:

• A coworker is collecting money for their boss's birthday.
• The employee uses a creative and humorous method to collect funds.
• The comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the common office scenario of collecting money for a colleague's birthday.

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