Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th May 2009

Dilbert//7329, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 9th May 2009

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newspaper scared praying stock broker sitting computer reading smiling technology entertainment

Official transcript

Carol says, "Your stockbroker is in the news today."

The boss says, "Uh-oh."

The boss says, "Please be because he won a humanitarian award?or he was killed by a celebrity."

Carol says, "Ironically, several celebrity humanitarians do want to kill him now."

The boss says, "Gaaaa!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR STOCKBROKER IS IN THE NEWS TODAY.

UH- OH.

PLEASE BE BECAUSE HE WON A HUMANITARIAN AWARD... OR HE WAS KILLED BY A CELEBRITY.

IRONICALLY, SEVERAL CELEBRITY HUMANITARIANS DO WANT TO KILL HIM NOW.

GAAA!!!

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