Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th May 2009

Dilbert//7328, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 8th May 2009

Tags

bragging birth doubtful editing wikipedia lying

Official transcript

Topper Carol says, "My first baby weighed 12 pounds. I gave birth in the cap of a stolen backhoe."

Topper says, "That's nothing!"

Topper says, "I once passed a gallstone so big that it became secretary of labor in the Clinton administration."

Carol says, "I find that hard to believe."

Topper says, "Give me ten minutes and then check wikipedia."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER MY FIRST BABY WEIGHED 12 POUNDS.

I GAVE BIRTH IN THE CAB OF A STOLEN THAT'S NOTHING!

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I ONCE PASSED A GALLSTONE SO BIG THAT IT BECAME SECRETARY OF LABOR IN THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

GIVE ME TEN MINUTES AND THEN CHECK WIKIPEDIA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Topper"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Topper and his colleagues, where Topper shares a humorous anecdote about his first baby being born in a cab of a stolen backhoe. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Topper reveals that he once passed a gallstone so big it became the Secretary of Labor in the Clinton administration. The conversation concludes with Topper asking his colleagues to give him ten minutes to check Wikipedia, implying that he is uncertain about the accuracy of his claim.

Key Points:

• Topper shares a humorous anecdote about his first baby being born in a cab of a stolen backhoe.
• Topper claims to have passed a gallstone so big it became the Secretary of Labor in the Clinton administration.
• Topper asks his colleagues to give him ten minutes to check Wikipedia, implying uncertainty about the accuracy of his claim.

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