Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th May 2009

Dilbert//7328, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 8th May 2009

Tags

bragging birth doubtful editing wikipedia lying

Official transcript

Topper Carol says, "My first baby weighed 12 pounds. I gave birth in the cap of a stolen backhoe."

Topper says, "That's nothing!"

Topper says, "I once passed a gallstone so big that it became secretary of labor in the Clinton administration."

Carol says, "I find that hard to believe."

Topper says, "Give me ten minutes and then check wikipedia."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER MY FIRST BABY WEIGHED 12 POUNDS.

I GAVE BIRTH IN THE CAB OF A STOLEN THAT'S NOTHING!

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I ONCE PASSED A GALLSTONE SO BIG THAT IT BECAME SECRETARY OF LABOR IN THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

GIVE ME TEN MINUTES AND THEN CHECK WIKIPEDIA.

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