Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th May 2009

Dilbert//7331, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 11th May 2009

Tags

raise bribery agreement money clothes confused crime

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Wally says, "According to the news, everyone in power is corrupt."

Catbert says, "So?"

Wally says, "If you give me a 20% raise, I'll kick back half to you."

Catbert says, "Done."

Dilbert says, "How did you afford a new vest in this economy? Crime?"

Wally says, "I'm dabbling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES ACCORDING TO THE NEWS, EVERYONE IN POWER IS CORRUPT.

SO?

IF YOU GIVE ME A 20% RAISE, I'LL KICK BACK HALF TO YOU.

DONE.

HOW DID YOU AFFORD A NEW VEST IN THIS ECONOMY? CRIME?

IM DABBLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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