Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th May 2009

Dilbert//7332, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 12th May 2009

Tags

crime asking confused ridicule worthless drinking coffee

Official transcript

Wally says, "I've decided to dabble in crime. I nees some henchmen. Are you in?"

Asok says, "What does a henchman do?"

Wally says, "A henchman's job is to be gunned down in reverse order to his importance."

Asok says, "How important am I?"

Wally says, "I wouldn't pack lunch for orientation day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO DABBLE IN CRIME. I NEED SOME HENCHMEN. ARE YOU IN?

WHAT DOES A HENCHMAN DO?

A HENCHMAN'S JOB IS TO BE GUNNED DOWN IN REVERSE ORDER TO HIS IMPORTANCE.

HOW IMPORTANT I?

I WOULDN'T PACK A LUNCH FOR ORIENTATION DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.