Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th May 2009

Dilbert//7336, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 16th May 2009

Tags

carrying downsizing cruel dying walking sports

Official transcript

Catbert says, "We can save the most money by downsizing the unhealthiest workers first."

The boss says, "How do we know who they are?"

Catbert says, "We'll close the parking lot that's nearest the building."

Asok says, "Should we help them?"

Wally says, "It's too late for broccoli."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN SAVE THE MOST MONEY BY DOWNSIZING THE UNHEAL THIEST WORKERS FIRST.

HOW DO WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE?

WELL CLOSE THE PARKING LOT THAT'S NEAREST THE BUILDING.

SHOULD WE HELP THEM?

IT'S TOO LATE FOR BROCCOLI.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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