Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th May 2009

Dilbert//7335, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 15th May 2009

Tags

sitting lunch investing money crime trick

Official transcript

Wally says, "I retired from my life of corporate crime and put all of my illicit earnings in a mutual fund."

Dilbert says, "How do you know the mutual fund is legitimate?"

Wally says, "What?"

The boss says, "We got all of the money back?"

Dogbert says, "We?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RETIRED FROM MY LIFE OF CORPORATE CRIME AND PUT ALL OF MY ILLICIT EARNINGS IN A MUTUAL FUND.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE MUTUAL FUND IS LEGITIMATE?

WHAT?

WE GOT ALL OF THE MONEY BACK?

WE?

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