Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th May 2009

Dilbert//7335, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 15th May 2009

Tags

sitting lunch investing money crime trick

Official transcript

Wally says, "I retired from my life of corporate crime and put all of my illicit earnings in a mutual fund."

Dilbert says, "How do you know the mutual fund is legitimate?"

Wally says, "What?"

The boss says, "We got all of the money back?"

Dogbert says, "We?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I RETIRED FROM MY LIFE OF CORPORATE CRIME AND PUT ALL OF MY ILLICIT EARNINGS IN A MUTUAL FUND.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE MUTUAL FUND IS LEGITIMATE?

WHAT?

WE GOT ALL OF THE MONEY BACK?

WE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Illicit Earnings in a Mutual Fund"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a group of men in a meeting room. The first man reveals that he retired from corporate crime and invested his illicit earnings in a mutual fund. The second man asks how to determine if the mutual fund is legitimate, to which the first man responds by asking if they received all their money back. The third man then asks, "We?" implying that the group is collectively seeking to recover their investments.

Key Points:

• A man invested his illicit earnings in a mutual fund after retiring from corporate crime.
• The group discusses how to determine if the mutual fund is legitimate.
• The first man suggests that if they received all their money back, the mutual fund is likely legitimate.
• The third man implies that the group is collectively seeking to recover their investments.

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