Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th May 2009

Dilbert//7338, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 18th May 2009

Tags

meeting employee graduate new avoiding useless business

Official transcript

Man says, "I just got my MBA, and I'm here to solve all of your problems."

Dilbert says, "Our products are junk and we're completely out of capital."

Man says, "Have you tried jargon?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST GOT MY MBA, AND I'M HERE TO SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS.

OUR PRODUCTS ARE JUNK AND WE'RE COMPLETELY OUT OF CAPITAL.

HAVE YOU TRIED JARGON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Jargon"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his MBA, where Dilbert expresses frustration with the complexity of his problems. The MBA responds by introducing the term "jargon," which is met with skepticism by Dilbert. The conversation highlights the disconnect between the MBA's language and the practical issues at hand.

Key Points:

• Dilbert seeks help from his MBA to solve his problems.
• The MBA uses the term "jargon" to describe the company's products, which are "junk" and "out of capital."
• Dilbert is skeptical of the MBA's language and its relevance to his problems.
• The conversation suggests a disconnect between the MBA's theoretical knowledge and the practical realities of the company's situation.

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