Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th May 2009

Dilbert//7338, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 18th May 2009

Tags

meeting employee graduate new avoiding useless business

Official transcript

Man says, "I just got my MBA, and I'm here to solve all of your problems."

Dilbert says, "Our products are junk and we're completely out of capital."

Man says, "Have you tried jargon?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST GOT MY MBA, AND I'M HERE TO SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS.

OUR PRODUCTS ARE JUNK AND WE'RE COMPLETELY OUT OF CAPITAL.

HAVE YOU TRIED JARGON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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