Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th May 2009

Dilbert//7339, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 19th May 2009

Tags

new employee bragging education ridiculous doubting annoyed

Official transcript

Man says, "I have an MBA from a top business school."

Man says, "I'm a management expert because I read case studies about businesses that were in completely different situations."

Man says, "Wait a minute. Why does that suddenly seem ridiculous?"

Dilbert says, "Will this take much longer?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN MBA FROM A TOP BUSINESS SCHOOL.

I'M A MANAGEMENT EXPERT BECAUSE I READ CASE STUDIES ABOUT BUSINESSES THAT WERE IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SITUATIONS.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHY DOES THAT SUDDENLY SEEM RIDICULOUS?

WILL THIS TAKE MUCH LONGER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.