Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd May 2009

Dilbert//7343, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 23rd May 2009

Tags

new employee threat disagreement scared

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO versus the MBA Man says, "My analysis doesn't support your strategy."

Dogbert says, "My analysis says I can hire there high school dropouts to slap you until it does."

Man says, "No?please, not dropouts!"

Dogbert says, "They will kick your assumptions."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO VERSUS THE MBA MY ANALYSIS DOESN'T SUPPORT YOUR STRATEGY.

MY ANALYSIS SAYS I CAN HIRE THREE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS TO SLAP YOU UNTIL IT DOES.

NO. .

PLEASE, NOT THEY WILL DROP - KICK YOUR AS- OUTS!

SUMPTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the CEO Versus the MBA"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, the CEO, and an MBA candidate.
• Dogbert proposes an unconventional hiring strategy: hiring three high school dropouts to "slap" the MBA candidate until they achieve their desired goals.
• The MBA candidate is hesitant, but Dogbert insists that this approach will be more effective than traditional methods.
• The strip highlights the absurdity of Dogbert's approach and the MBA candidate's skepticism.

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