Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd May 2009

Dilbert//7342, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 22nd May 2009

Tags

reading witch new employee spreadsheet decision comparing angry offended

Official transcript

The MBA verses the crazy old witch The boss says, "I don't know who to believe."

The boss says, "Spreadsheets don't lie, but neither does bat excrement."

The boss says, "Remind me again who ruined the economy. Was it witches?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MBA VERSUS THE CRAZY OLD WITCH I DON T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE.

SPREADSHEETS DON'T LIE, BUT NEITHER DOES BAT EXCREMENT.

REMIND ME AGAIN WHO RUINED THE ECONOMY. WAS IT WITCHES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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