Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd May 2009

Dilbert//7342, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 22nd May 2009

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reading witch new employee spreadsheet decision comparing angry offended

Official transcript

The MBA verses the crazy old witch The boss says, "I don't know who to believe."

The boss says, "Spreadsheets don't lie, but neither does bat excrement."

The boss says, "Remind me again who ruined the economy. Was it witches?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MBA VERSUS THE CRAZY OLD WITCH I DON T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE.

SPREADSHEETS DON'T LIE, BUT NEITHER DOES BAT EXCREMENT.

REMIND ME AGAIN WHO RUINED THE ECONOMY. WAS IT WITCHES?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The MBA Versus the Crazy Old Witch"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between an MBA and a witch. The MBA is uncertain about who to believe, while the witch claims that spreadsheets don't lie but can be "bat excrement." The MBA asks if it was the economy that ruined the witches, to which the witch responds with a question about the witches' economy.

Key Points:

• The MBA is unsure about who to trust.
• The witch makes a humorous comment about spreadsheets.
• The MBA asks about the witches' economy.
• The witch responds with a question about the economy.

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