Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th May 2009

Dilbert//7346, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 26th May 2009

Tags

excuses lying down table reading agenda sleeping lazy

Official transcript

Wally says, "Agenda items four through seven don't involve me."

Wally says, "I'll use that time to take a refreshing table nap. Experts say it's good for productivity."

The boss says, "I need to talk to those experts."

Zzzzzzz

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AGENDA ITEMS FOUR THROUGH SEVEN DON'T INVOLVE ME.

I'LL USE THAT TIME TO TAKE A REFRESHING TABLE NAP. EXPERTS SAY IT'S GOOD FOR PRODUCTIVITY.

I NEED TO TALK TO THOSE EXPERTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Agenda Item"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows a meeting where the agenda item is to discuss "items four through seven," but the speaker is distracted by the idea of taking a nap.
• The speaker suggests using the time to take a refreshing table nap, claiming that experts say it's good for productivity.
• The other attendees are unimpressed and continue to discuss the agenda items.
• The speaker eventually falls asleep at the table, causing the meeting to adjourn.

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