Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th May 2009

Dilbert//7347, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 27th May 2009

Tags

story topping bragging ridiculous lying annoyed

Official transcript

Topper Alice says, "I went for a long walk yesterday."

Topper says, "That's nothing."

Topper says, "My thighs are so strong that I'm afraid to jump rope when the sun is directly overhead."

Alice says, "You're full of beans."

Man says, "Exactly. That's how I achieve escape velocity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I WENT FOR A LONG WALK YESTERDAY.

THAT'S NOTHING.

MY THIGHS ARE SO STRONG THAT IM AFRAID TO JUMP ROPE WHEN THE SUN IS DIRECTLY OVERHEAD.

YOU'RE FULL OF BEANS.

EXACTLY.

THAT'S HOW I ACHIEVE ESCAPE VELOCITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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