Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th May 2009

Dilbert//7347, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 27th May 2009

Tags

story topping bragging ridiculous lying annoyed

Official transcript

Topper Alice says, "I went for a long walk yesterday."

Topper says, "That's nothing."

Topper says, "My thighs are so strong that I'm afraid to jump rope when the sun is directly overhead."

Alice says, "You're full of beans."

Man says, "Exactly. That's how I achieve escape velocity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I WENT FOR A LONG WALK YESTERDAY.

THAT'S NOTHING.

MY THIGHS ARE SO STRONG THAT IM AFRAID TO JUMP ROPE WHEN THE SUN IS DIRECTLY OVERHEAD.

YOU'RE FULL OF BEANS.

EXACTLY.

THAT'S HOW I ACHIEVE ESCAPE VELOCITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Velocity"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', features Topper, a woman known for her confidence and assertiveness. The strip begins with Topper boasting about her thighs being so strong that she's afraid to jump rope when the sun is directly overhead, as it might cause her to escape velocity. Her coworker, Dilbert, is skeptical and asks her to demonstrate her claim.

Key Elements:

• Topper's confidence and assertiveness
• Her exaggerated claim about her thighs' strength
• Dilbert's skepticism and request for a demonstration
• The humorous exchange between the two characters

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at Topper's overconfidence and Dilbert's skepticism, creating a humorous and relatable scenario.

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