Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th May 2009

Dilbert//7349, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 29th May 2009

Tags

presentation plan lying marketing screaming guilt business

Official transcript

The boss says, "In phase one, we'll tell our customer that the system failure won't happen again."

Not us! The boss says, "In phase two, when it happens again, we'll act surprised."

The boss says, "Then we'll say a software patch is being installed."

Asok the intern says, "Gaaa!!! We're bad people!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN PHASE ONE, WELL TELL OUR CUSTOMER THAT THE SYSTEM FAILURE WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

NOT US!

IN PHASE TWO, WHEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN, WELL ACT SURPRISED.

THEN WE'LL SAY A SOFTWARE PATCH IS BEING INSTALLED.

GAAA!!! WE'RE BAD PEOPLE!

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