Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th May 2009

Dilbert//7350, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 30th May 2009

Tags

assignment realization angry useless meaningless breakdown screaming yelling ignoring

Official transcript

The boss says, "Asok, I want to scrub the CPS database."

Asok says, "No one uses that data."

Asok the intern says, "But you are incapable of admitting error. So now I must dedicate my time to a thoroughly useless task."

The boss thinks, "This job got easier when I stopped listening."

Asok says, "It's like death, but without the glamour!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I WANT YOU TO SCRUB THE CPS DATABASE.

NO ONE USES THAT DATA.

BUT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF ADMITTING ERROR. SO NOW I MUST DEDICATE MY TIME TO A THOROUGHLY USELESS TASK.

THIS JOB GOT EASIER WHEN I STOPPED LISTENING.

IT'S LIKE DEATH, BUT WITHOUT THE GLAMOUR!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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