Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th June 2009

Dilbert//7355, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 4th June 2009

Tags

meeting confrontation hunchback deformed boss ridiculous business

Official transcript

Ratbert : VP of sales Ratbert says, "Humphrey, you're scaring all of our customers."

Ratbert says, "Try to be less pitchforkable."

Ratbert says, "Seriously. Can you do that?"

Humphrey says, "Who wants a hug?!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT: VP OF SALES HUMPHREY, YOU'RE SCARING ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS.

TRY TO BE LESS PITCHFORKABLE.

SERIOUSLY.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

WHO WANTS A HUG?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Pitchforkable"

Summary:

The comic strip, titled "Pitchforkable," depicts a humorous exchange between Ratbert, the company's VP of Sales, and Humphrey, a customer. The scene unfolds in three panels:

Panel 1: Ratbert approaches Humphrey, saying, "Humphrey, you're scaring all of our customers."

Panel 2: Ratbert then advises Humphrey to be less "pitchforkable," implying that his aggressive behavior is driving customers away.

Panel 3: In response, Humphrey asks Ratbert if he wants a hug, to which Ratbert replies, "Seriously. Can you do that? Who wants a hug?"

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a VP of Sales trying to navigate a difficult customer situation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected request for a hug.

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