Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd June 2009

Dilbert//7354, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 3rd June 2009

Tags

leadership assignment describing happy ridiculous

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Ratbert you're my new VP of sales."

Dogbert says, "Your job is to set impossible goals for the salespeople and punish them for failing."

Ratbert says, "Yay! I always wanted to be a sadist!"

Dogbert says, "Dreams do come true."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO RATBERT, YOU'RE MY NEW VP OF SALES.

YOUR JOB IS TO SET IMPOSSIBLE GOALS FOR THE SALESPEOPLE AND PUNISH THEM FOR FAILING.

YAY!

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SADIST!

DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, as the new CEO of a company.
• Dogbert announces his new role and sets an impossible goal for the sales team: to set goals for the salespeople and punish them for failing.
• The salesperson is skeptical but ultimately agrees to play along, hoping to achieve their own goals.
• Dogbert's true intentions are revealed when he reveals his desire to be a sadist, and the salesperson is left feeling trapped and powerless.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world and the absurdity of management tactics.

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