Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd June 2009

Dilbert//7354, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 3rd June 2009

Tags

leadership assignment describing happy ridiculous

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Ratbert you're my new VP of sales."

Dogbert says, "Your job is to set impossible goals for the salespeople and punish them for failing."

Ratbert says, "Yay! I always wanted to be a sadist!"

Dogbert says, "Dreams do come true."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO RATBERT, YOU'RE MY NEW VP OF SALES.

YOUR JOB IS TO SET IMPOSSIBLE GOALS FOR THE SALESPEOPLE AND PUNISH THEM FOR FAILING.

YAY!

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SADIST!

DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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